Update

Ok, I don't have anything incredibly real to write today, I am a little sick of seriousness. So, I have decided to write an update, just a little insight into me at this very moment.

1. I AM AN ADULT! Oh my god. It's not just that my 25th birthday is right around the corner. Nope, today I got cable, well, cable and internet, for the first time ever! I mean seriously, I went from having 3 channels that came in only after 30 minutes of fiddling with the rabbit ears, to having something like 106 channels, no rabbit ears included. I can feel the sloth raise its smarmy (ooh, loving my new word) little ears at the thought of having 106 channels to choose from. I must, however, stay focused on the task, blogging, then studying. Mid terms are 2 days away and I must be prepared.

2. Channel 98 is my menu channel. I am hoping if I write it here for you, I will remember. I just can't stand the thought of wasting all my tv watching time flipping through 96 channels just to see what's on.

3. John Roberts is being confirmed. Women, go stock up and birth control and have lots of abortions. Our rights are about to be lost forever. (Ok, that was serious, I will not do it again...)

4. I love cheesy chick flicks. That's right, I have 106 tv channels and I am giddy with joy over the fact that I get to watch "Maid in Manhattan" and I don't even have to go to the movie store to do so.

5. I start my new job on Wednesday. YAY! I am going to be a teacher with Americorps and could not be more happy. I have been waiting a long time to do this and I am excited to be in a place where there is not someone on the sideline telling me that I can't.

6. I love my animals. My dog is lying with his droopy droopy, not sliced off, pitbull ears brushing the ground. He is a big bucket head and I love him. My cats are fighting for a spot on my coffee table, vying for the sunfilled oasis right in the middle. They are crazy, the table is big enough for them and Seamus.

7. It's September. HOLY LORD. I feel like it's still January. I don't even think I have stopped writing '04 on my paper work.

8. I got a new rug. It's totally cute, at least for a $10 rug from Target. Hey, what am I talking about? Target is the SHIZ!

9. My couch is GHETTO. It came with the apartment and lost it's legs somewhere in my first week here. So, if you are short, come on over and make yourself comfortable. If you're tall, um... There are some chairs in the kitchen.

10. Still in love. I like the comfort of long term relationships. It's been a year and 3 months, I just honestly cannot believe it.

11. I miss my friends in California. What more do I need to say about that? They live like 2000 miles away, that's far enough to miss them.

12. Jennifer Lopez is sooooo freaking beautiful. Can someone please explain to me the union of her and Marc Anthony? Ok, I try not to be shallow, but these are the people who drive our culture here. The guy looks like a total wife beater (ok, this is soooooooo not an accusation, so please don't go around saying that I said Marc Anthony beats his wife. That is not what I said, so just knock it off). But then again, if he is a gem of a man maybe this will spark a new turn of society. One where looks don't matter but the person inside that makes it count. Hmmm... New concept?

13. OOOH! I have hair. Some of you know that I shaved my head in May, well, it is growing back and it's soooooooo fun. I can have a mohawk, do the flapper shorty short, or just roll out of bed and let it look a mess. It's a shame I want it to grow back so bad, or else I might like it a whole lot.

14. I get stinky breath. I mean BAD! I have to brush my teeth like 15 times a day to keep it in check. Maybe it's the smoking, or the soda, or the diet, I am sure it could be anything. But, my boyfriend says it seriously smells like butt, so I am cautious, mostly.

15. I do not fart in front of people. I mean NEVER. I think farting is the nastiest body function ever and I just don't do it. When I am alone however, BEWARE. HA, if I am alone why would you have to worry about it.

16. I thought cable wasn't supposed to have commercials?

17. I'm bored, so... see ya.